You want teh_pWnage? You've got it.
The below are scans of an actual pitch that was circulated to buyers at a recent film market in India - where leading international film companies came to identify and buy Indian films to produce, market and distribute.
I won't demean the awesomeness of the pitches by dwelling on specific points or highlights. That would be disrespectful - like looking at the Taj Mahal and then dwelling on the merits of a specific dome or column.
I just so badly wish that one of these gets made into a film. That would be the most kvlt thing ever.
Click the images for a larger image - trust me, you don't want to miss a single detail.
[Note - I have deleted the name of the writer, which explains the odd white / black rectangles]